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The wedding

Post by jpmc on Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:09 pm

Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are allexcited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack
suggests they go in.

Jack addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jack: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and
Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works.."

Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do..."

Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jack:
"Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents
list..."
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Re: The wedding

Post by Rislar on Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:24 am

Shocked ROFL

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