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Sex Frogs!

Post by Rislar on Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:42 pm

A beautiful, well endowed young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.

As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.

The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete instructions.

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, ‘I'll take one.’

The man packaged the frog and said, ‘Just follow the instructions carefully.’

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.

4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens!

The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point.

She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, ‘If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.’

So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, ‘I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over.’

Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.

The girl welcomes him in and says, ‘See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.’

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: ‘Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!’

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Re: Sex Frogs!

Post by jpmc on Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:16 pm

Maybe I need to buy a pet shop ROFL
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Post by Rislar on Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:56 am

ROFL thumbsup

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