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Ten Stupid Things men do...

Post by Rislar on Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:01 am

• 1 ignoring wheel scrapes

(men know - friends are important -- tires are good friends - treat them well)

• 2 using too much speed or power

(many times, faster than too slow is too fast)

• 3 steering at standstill

(power steering is a wonderful tool to break tie rods etc)

• 4 using the clutch the same way as on pavement

(if you don't know what "starting in gear" means and you still use the clutch to regulate speed - see "A smart thing some men do" below )

• 5 following one's gut feeling

(most likely it'll be wrong - humans have no genetic imprint for driving cars yet)

• 6 straddling obstructions

(men should know - they would not take anything high between their legs either)

• 7 rushing through water

(humans want to rush away from danger and get in trouble in the process)

• 8 keeping thumbs in steering wheel

(bruised or broken thumbs really hurt)

• 9 hanging head out of window during difficult driving

(makes you "feel" you are in control - but you'll miss potential danger on the other side)

• 10 using 4WD after getting stuck

(now that is really stupid)

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Post by Hicube on Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:19 pm

ROFL ROFL like it !!

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Post by Dave C on Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:24 am

We also use that old phrase....'of course i love you'..... Wink
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Post by Myteathor on Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:12 pm

Man, Iam telling yall, I could show ya some vids of stupid 4 wheeling! My cousins dont feel they did a good job unless the truck needs towed home. And yes they are usually drunk. When I go with them I give them a wide birth and watch till they ask for me to pull them out!
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Post by Dave C on Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:09 pm

Post them on here mate......... Drool
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Post by jpmc on Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:59 am

Always good to laugh at someone elses expense.
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