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Post by Rislar on Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:18 am

Holy crap i've read some story's but that takes the biscuit Shocked you should maybe post this in the jokes forum!!

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Post by carts on Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:24 am

Rislar wrote:Holy crap i've read some story's but that takes the biscuit Shocked you should maybe post this in the jokes forum!!

but its fact..... but i know what you mean..

this is the story from another mate in relation to this....




I went round to ???? yesterday and we were talking about trucks. He said I wish my truck was on the road to drive around in the snow. I then pointed out you still don’t have the front prop

Fitted so would be a waist of time in 2 wheel drive down the back lanes. (easy get stuck ect).


Then he said I think I may have damaged my truck. Why? Well I couldn’t remember if it had any antifreeze in it so I added some then tried to start it. But even though I have two good batteries


It was turning over too slow. So I though because it’s so cold the engine oil must be frozen? And what did you do next?



I built a fire under the engine to warm it up. Oh dear!!!!!. Well you know that diesel and oil leak I have got. Yes it caught fire. So a dragged out the tin plate with the fire on it and thought ok

That’s done the trick, only to see the left hand side of my engine on fire. Unable to get over to that side my truck. Because it is surrounded with crap.

I had to throw snow at it till I extinguished it.



So did you get it started? No I think I burnt my fuel lines and I don’t know what else. Why didn’t you use you space heater. Well on tv you see them Russians lighting fires all the time under

Motors. Yes but its minus 40/50 and they don’t build a bonfire just a small fire YOU MUPPET !!!!!!!!!


I love him he’s special !!!!
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Post by Dave C on Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:24 am

Makes me look sensible...... ROFL
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Post by Rislar on Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:34 am

Shocked ROFL very good, it really does make you think scratch


PS, Carts that must have sounded wrong, i meant its that nuts it should be a joke Very Happy

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Post by carts on Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:36 am

Rislar wrote:Shocked ROFL very good, it really does make you think scratch


PS, Carts that must have sounded wrong, i meant its that nuts it should be a joke Very Happy

Sorry but the barcardi is flowing and dinner is cooking so not full up to speed if you get my drift

thinks its a case of
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Post by Rislar on Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:44 am

Cool

You enjoy your little drinkies Wink

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Post by carts on Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:53 am

Rislar wrote:Cool

You enjoy your little drinkies Wink

oh yes... its either cider (not that sh**e they call cider, by that i mean strongbow).. K cider, St Heller, Jacques, magners/bulmers or propper scrumpy... and of course barcardi or brandy and coke....

not forgetting wine........ then and sometimes
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Post by Rislar on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:01 am

ROFL

Then some Sex grin

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Post by Dave C on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:03 am

doubt it after that lot....... Razz
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Post by carts on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:08 am

Dave C wrote:doubt it after that lot....... Razz

A gentleman never talks about






but you should have seen the
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Post by Rislar on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:09 am

Ha ha, yeh it could be a case of Barf lol!

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Post by Dave C on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:10 am

Well if you ain't a gentleman......you can spill the beans..... Very Happy Innocent

For my carer of course.......
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Post by carts on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:15 am

Rislar wrote:Ha ha, yeh it could be a case of Barf lol!

only once and it was more like Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf after drinking nearly 2 1/2 ltrs of local wiskey in around 1 hour between 2 of us.....NEVER EVER AGAIN.... i was that bad the wife wanted to phone an ambulance and had never seen me in that state
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Post by carts on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:17 am

Dave C wrote:Well if you ain't a gentleman......you can spill the beans..... Very Happy Innocent

For my carer of course.......

would love to but you never know if the wife will read this then it could be or so in ture gentleman style
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Post by Rislar on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:18 am

ROFL ROFL

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Post by Dave C on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:42 am

Good man...... thumbsup
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Post by navara1 on Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:03 am

Pickup swapped to day just got the dms setup right .

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Post by navara1 on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:44 pm

Come in Orson????????????????????????

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Post by Rislar on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:47 pm

Ha ha , I'm not sure anyones around buddy!!

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Post by navara1 on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:49 pm

Must say i'm finding it hard at the min....

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Post by Rislar on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:52 pm

I bet you are!! If I where you I'd be back in bed, either that or back on it Wink

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Post by Rislar on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:56 pm

Well we try Very Happy right I'm off buddy, going out with the gun today Very Happy

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Post by navara1 on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:59 pm

Nice one mate .If the head was not banging i would be out too mate

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Post by Rislar on Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:02 pm

Hello See you later, oh and that's why I don't go out on Saturdays Wink

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