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Post by Dave C on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:25 am

One for pd.......do not use a match too near to your bottom after being lubed up by wife...... Twisted Evil
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Post by navara1 on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:27 am

Have a trade of words with toe nails at least once a week. Cool ROFL

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Post by Rislar on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:27 am

Dave C wrote:One for pd.......do not use a match too near to your bottom after being lubed up by wife...... Twisted Evil

He's going to rue the day when he told us that ROFL

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Post by Dave C on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:28 am

great ain't it....... ROFL
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Post by pd1971 on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:28 am

Dave C wrote:One for pd.......do not use a match too near to your bottom after being lubed up by wife...... Twisted Evil
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Post by Dave C on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:29 am

sorry friend.......just couldn't resist...... Big Hug
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Post by pd1971 on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:32 am

Tip for any budding printers ... If caught short in a printshop and need a wee , you can use an empty solvent bottle but DO NOT place your bell end inside or anywhere near the bottle ....ouch No maybe use a funnel ROFL
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Post by Rislar on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:33 am

You didn't Shocked die laughin

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Post by Dave C on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:34 am

he did........ ROFL
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Post by pd1971 on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:37 am

Ok , I was warned about getting thinners in my eye , forgot about the japs eye ROFL
will not happen ever again
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Post by Dave C on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:42 am

no not now it's been burnt off.......mind you look on the bright side....you will save a fortune on vasaline........ goodjob
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Post by Rislar on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:48 am

ROFL

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Post by pd1971 on Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:05 am

you may laugh but i bet you'll all be keeping some vas in the fridge from now on though
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Post by Dave C on Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:49 am

you bet.........can't wait till i sweat up a little bit.......reckon about another hour sitting on this fire and i will be giving it ago..... Cool
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Post by Rislar on Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:50 am

Shocked I'll give it a miss thanks Laughing

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Post by Dave C on Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:51 am

well now i know how to post piccy's........ No
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Post by Rislar on Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:53 am

affraid Doh

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Post by Hicube on Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:08 pm

pd1971 wrote:Tip for any budding printers ... If caught short in a printshop and need a wee , you can use an empty solvent bottle but DO NOT place your bell end inside or anywhere near the bottle ....ouch No maybe use a funnel ROFL

Thats funny you should say about the use of solvent bottles as mobile loos.......
A good few years back i worked for a double glazing company and we used to use 5 ltr bottles of solvent to clean the upvc frames after we fitted them.
Well i had a bottle that i kept on the van for when i was caught short......One day i was on a job fitting windows with the doors open on the van parked outside the customers house. When i returned to the van, some little s**t had stolen my tub with all my cleaners and sealants in it....and you guessed it, my "SPECIAL" container of a couple of litres of tonys finest in it grin
I would have paid to seen him try and clean something with that ROFL ROFL ROFL.....Their is a god die laughin

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Post by pd1971 on Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:49 pm

i can imagine ... it probably made the pvc go yellow
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Post by Dave C on Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:58 pm

ROFL love it....
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Post by Rislar on Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:49 am

Awesome ROFL

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Post by Hicube on Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:34 am

......i suppose thats what you call....."takin the piss" ROFL

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Post by Rislar on Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:35 am

A whole new meaning ROFL

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Post by navara1 on Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:08 am

Tip of the day,

If you fcuk up on the forum be a man and say your sorry.

I hate new stuff it always goes tats up

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Post by Hicube on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:29 am

Lee, lovin the sig ROFL

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