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Post by jpmc on Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:20 pm

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing
> about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker
> claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
>
> The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a
> hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
>
>
> The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a
> tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used
> by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he
> could do it and accepted the challenge.
>
> The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully
> pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
>
> Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian
> woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker
> was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the
> tree in their own country?
>
> After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
>
>
> Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder
> when you're away from home.
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Post by Rislar on Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:12 pm

Ha ha it sure does Shocked Innocent

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