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Post by jpmc on Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:23 pm

A woman goes into the doctor’s all bruised and beaten up pretty badly.



Doctor: “My God… what happened?”

Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home after a few beers he beats me up.”

Doctor: “Well I have a really good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just make a cup of green tea, take a sip and start swirling it in your mouth. Don’t drink it, just swirl it around and around for a while.”

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks all healthy and fresh again.

Woman: “Doc, the green tea thing was brilliant!. Every time my husband came home drunk, I sipped and swirled repeatedly with green tea and now he never touches me.”

Doctor: “Excellent… so now you can see why keeping your mouth shut is such a good idea!!”
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Post by Rislar on Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:13 pm

ROFL

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Post by Hicube on Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:13 am

ROFL ROFL die laughin die laughin

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