Never cheat on a country woman

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Never cheat on a country woman

Post by jpmc on Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:41 pm

NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting
firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down
the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood
in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she
picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop!
Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said ...
"Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"
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Re: Never cheat on a country woman

Post by Rislar on Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:19 pm

Shocked farking hell, thats scary stuff No

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Re: Never cheat on a country woman

Post by Hicube on Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:59 am

affraid affraid Escape

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